Here are some fun facts about me ....
1. Poetry makes me uncomfortable. People reading poetry makes me really uncomfortable. If someone reads poetry directly to me then I leave the room.
2. I once had a panic attack brought on from laughing too much.
3. I stalked my partner Neil for 5 yrs before he finally realised. Sounds cute but had it been the other way round he probably would have been arrested.
4. I'm as photogenic as a turd. It takes me about 3 hours to take a selfie because as soon as I see a camera I get nervous and start gurning. I don't let anyone take photos of me and I threaten legal action if they do.
5. I pretend to be vegan.
6. I tell people I'm 35 and that I got 5 A's at school. Both of these facts are incorrect. I've lied so much about my exam results that now I can't remember the truth. I do however remember that I am nowhere near 35.
7.When I die I want "I've had a wonderful life. I'd love to do it all again" engraved on my headstone. Just incase in 100 yrs time they can bring you back to life from DNA scrapings of your bones.
2. I once had a panic attack brought on from laughing too much.
3. I stalked my partner Neil for 5 yrs before he finally realised. Sounds cute but had it been the other way round he probably would have been arrested.
4. I'm as photogenic as a turd. It takes me about 3 hours to take a selfie because as soon as I see a camera I get nervous and start gurning. I don't let anyone take photos of me and I threaten legal action if they do.
5. I pretend to be vegan.
6. I tell people I'm 35 and that I got 5 A's at school. Both of these facts are incorrect. I've lied so much about my exam results that now I can't remember the truth. I do however remember that I am nowhere near 35.
7.When I die I want "I've had a wonderful life. I'd love to do it all again" engraved on my headstone. Just incase in 100 yrs time they can bring you back to life from DNA scrapings of your bones.
Just a small selection of some my favourite people.